{"id":515,"date":"2011-09-23T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T22:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/wordpress\/index.php\/2011\/09\/23\/urobte-si-sami-konpirana-teoria\/"},"modified":"2024-02-29T01:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T00:22:33","slug":"urobte-si-sami-konpirana-teoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/2011\/09\/23\/urobte-si-sami-konpirana-teoria\/","title":{"rendered":"Urobte si sami : Kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00e1 te\u00f3ria&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>R\u00f4zne TV porady aj \u010dasopisy pon\u00fakaj\u00fa svojim div\u00e1kom a \u010ditate\u013eom, ako si urobi\u0165 poli\u010dku do jed\u00e1lne alebo stroj na zber marhul\u00ed. <\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-514 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/conspiracy_answer_2_xlarge1-297x300-297x300.jpg\" alt=\"conspiracy_answer_2_xlarge\" width=\"297\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>My nem\u00f4\u017eeme zosta\u0165 pozadu a tak predklad\u00e1me zaru\u010dene osved\u010den\u00fd recept, ako vytvori\u0165 \u201e<em>kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00fa te\u00f3riu<\/em>\u201c.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ke\u010f odpoviete, \u017ee ich je v\u0161ade plno, nem\u00f4\u017eeme s vami s\u00fahlasi\u0165. Kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00fdch te\u00f3ri\u00ed nieje nikdy dos\u0165.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu\u017e ale teraz k vlastn\u00e9mu receptu: Predov\u0161etk\u00fdm si pam\u00e4tajte, \u017ee va\u0161a te\u00f3ria nesmi by\u0165 zlo\u017een\u00e1 s nijak\u00fdch origin\u00e1lnych te\u00f3ri\u00ed. Originalita je v\u00f4bec v svete kon\u0161pir\u00e1cie nezn\u00e1mym zjavom.\u00a0 Naopak, vo va\u0161ej te\u00f3rii mus\u00ed by\u0165 sam\u00e9 zn\u00e1me prvky. To v\u00e1m zaist\u00ed dostato\u010dn\u00fa mieru d\u00f4veryhodnosti a tie\u017e to, \u017ee aj ti najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00ed tupci, ktor\u00ed cel\u00fa \u0161kolsk\u00fa doch\u00e1dzku prespali, predsa len niektor\u00e9 preberan\u00e9 inform\u00e1cie v polosp\u00e1nku po\u010duli. Po zozn\u00e1men\u00ed sa s va\u0161ou te\u00f3riou, kde bude nie\u010do tak\u00e9, \u010do kdesi po\u010duli, spozornie a va\u0161u te\u00f3riu prijm\u00fa za svoju.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bud\u00fa ju \u010falej \u0161\u00edri\u0165 a na dotazy zvedavcov bud\u00fa odpoveda\u0165 \u2013 \u201eNie\u010do na TOM je&#8230; v tej kon\u0161pira\u010dnej te\u00f3rii sa hovor\u00ed o \u201esarajevskom atent\u00e1te\u201c a ten sa NAOZAJ odohral, to viem isto!\u201c Nov\u00fd z\u00e1stanca va\u0161ej te\u00f3rie azda nevie, \u010do tento atent\u00e1t zapo\u010dal, ak to boli punsk\u00e9 vojny alebo pri \u0148om bol zabit\u00fd Heydrich, ale to u\u017e nieje probl\u00e9m. Ak sa traf\u00edte do vedomosti, o ktorej tak\u00fd \u010dlovek nie\u010do po\u010dul, u\u017e sa pova\u017euje za znalca a zasv\u00e4tenca a va\u0161u te\u00f3riu bude \u0161\u00edri\u0165 nad\u0161ene \u010falej.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Preto tak\u00fdch, popul\u00e1rne zn\u00e1mych inform\u00e1ci\u00ed mus\u00ed va\u0161a te\u00f3ria obsahova\u0165 ve\u013emi ve\u013ea. Nie ka\u017ed\u00fd pri v\u00fdklade o sarajevskom atent\u00e1te bol bdel\u00fd. Z\u00e1kladn\u00fa pou\u010dku m\u00e1me a tak sa m\u00f4\u017eeme pusti\u0165 do kon\u0161truovan\u00ed svojej te\u00f3rie. Najprv vyberte t\u00e9ma \u2013 mus\u00ed to by\u0165 t\u00e9ma na jednej strane aktu\u00e1lne, ale na druhej strane to mus\u00ed by\u0165 vec nato\u013eko vzdialen\u00e1, aby to pr\u00edpadn\u00fdm dotierav\u00fdm \u013eu\u010fom znemo\u017enilo okam\u017eit\u00fa previerku \u00fadajov! Kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00e9 te\u00f3rie sa rob\u00ed met\u00f3dou, ktor\u00e1 sa naz\u00fdva \u201eryb\u00e1r\u010denie\u201c. Zn\u00e1te to sami \u2013 mnoho raz hod\u00edte udicu, a raz vytiahnete rybu, tu top\u00e1nku, tu star\u00fd bicykel. Z t\u00fdchto \u00falovkov zostav\u00edte bezchybn\u00fa kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00fa te\u00f3riu o civiliz\u00e1cii ryb, ktor\u00e9 sa utajene men\u00ed na suchozemcov (rast\u00fa im nohy) a u\u010d\u00ed sa jazdi\u0165 na dne rybn\u00edka na bicykli.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00daspech prin\u00e1\u0161aj\u00fa te\u00f3rie, ktor\u00e9 sa t\u00fdkaj\u00fa oblasti s\u00edce bl\u00edzkych, ale napriek tomu vzdialen\u00fdch \u2013 napr\u00edklad udalosti v ovzdu\u0161\u00ed, alebo v kozmu. \u00daspech m\u00f4\u017ee prinies\u0165 aj te\u00f3ria o podzem\u00ed. Nezab\u00fadajte, \u017ee va\u0161a te\u00f3ria nesmie by\u0165 zasa tak moc origin\u00e1lna a nov\u00e1. Najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00ed \u00faspech bude ma\u0165 ta, ktor\u00e1 v sebe zahrnie v\u0161etky doteraz funguj\u00face kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00e9 te\u00f3rie \u2013 od atent\u00e1tu na JFK, 11. september 2001, chemtrails v ovzdu\u0161\u00ed aj nemo\u017enos\u0165 prist\u00e1t\u00ed na Mesiaci. A\u017e bude va\u0161a te\u00f3ria na svete, za\u010dnite ju \u0161\u00edri\u0165 v internetov\u00fdch disk\u00fasiach na zn\u00e1mych kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00fdch servroch \u2013 Cez okno, a \u010fal\u0161ie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pri kvalite ich \u010ditate\u013eov m\u00e1te o \u0161\u00edrenie svojej te\u00f3rie postaran\u00e9! V\u00f4bec sa neznepokojujte dotazy a kritikami, ktor\u00ed po v\u00e1s bud\u00fa chcie\u0165 d\u00f4kazy a argumenty. \u00datrpne sa na ne pozerajte, aby im do\u0161lo, \u017ee s\u00fa 100 rokov za opicami, \u017ee tak\u00e9to zasv\u00e4ten\u00e9 inform\u00e1cie neznaj\u00fa a s pohrdliv\u00fdm \u00fasme\u0161kom odkr\u00e1\u010dajte. Pam\u00e4tajte : kon\u0161pira\u010dn\u00e9 te\u00f3rie netreba nijako doklada\u0165. Pokia\u013e v\u00e1s predsa niekto za\u017eenie do k\u00fata upozornen\u00edm na medzery a chyby vo va\u0161ej te\u00f3rii, sta\u010d\u00ed v\u00e1m prehl\u00e1senia, \u017ee \u00fadaje o tomto sprisahan\u00ed ste zobrali v tajn\u00fdch arch\u00edvoch, alebo od zasv\u00e4cencov. Op\u00e4\u0165 m\u00f4\u017eete pou\u017ei\u0165 onen \u00fatrpn\u00fd \u00fasmev, \u010do dotierav\u00e9mu p\u00fataj\u00facemu nazna\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee on medzi zasv\u00e4cencov nepatr\u00ed. T\u00fdm ste vyhrali, lebo ostatn\u00ed s\u00edce tie\u017e nie s\u00fa zasv\u00e4cencami, ale bud\u00fa robi\u0165 \u017ee \u00e1no, len aby nevyzerali blbo. Napokon oni sami p\u00fdtaj\u00faceho zne\u0161kodn\u00ed, zatia\u013e \u010do sa m\u00f4\u017eete zahali\u0165 do h\u00e1vu vzne\u0161en\u00e9ho ml\u010dania\u2026 \u25a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Z e-zinu Azimut z\u00e1had \u010d. 1\/2010<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00f4zne TV porady aj \u010dasopisy pon\u00fakaj\u00fa svojim div\u00e1kom a \u010ditate\u013eom, ako si urobi\u0165 poli\u010dku do jed\u00e1lne alebo stroj na zber<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2692,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3081,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions\/3081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}