{"id":849,"date":"2010-07-19T00:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-07-18T22:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/wordpress\/?p=849"},"modified":"2024-02-26T03:26:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T02:26:34","slug":"omluva-svetove-astrologicke-spolecnosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/2010\/07\/19\/omluva-svetove-astrologicke-spolecnosti\/","title":{"rendered":"Omluva Sv\u011btov\u00e9 Astrologick\u00e9 Spole\u010dnosti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>P\u0159edem bychom cht\u011bli upozornit, \u017ee na\u0161e spole\u010dnost je zn\u00e1ma sv\u00fdmi spolehliv\u00fdmi p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010fmi, a k podobn\u00e9 politov\u00e1n\u00edhodn\u00e9 situaci do\u0161lo naposledy v roce 1930, kdy\u017e byla objevena planeta Pluto.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Tehdy jsme v r\u00e1mci zachov\u00e1n\u00ed dobr\u00e9ho jm\u00e9na na\u0161\u00ed asociace nab\u00eddli vr\u00e1cen\u00ed pen\u011bz po\u0161kozen\u00fdm, nebo\u0165 se jednalo o t\u011bleso, kter\u00e9 v ur\u010dit\u00e9 konstelaci s dal\u0161\u00edmi planetami mohlo v\u00fdznamn\u011b smysl \u017eivotn\u00edch horoskop\u016f zm\u011bnit. Mus\u00edme v\u0161ak podotknout, \u017ee jedin\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00e9mu dle porovn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed s kartot\u00e9kou horoskop zcela nevy\u0161el, byl podivn\u00fd v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00fd pobuda, bohu\u017eel, p\u0159i\u0161el inkognito &#8211; nemohli jsme ho tedy ji\u017e zp\u011btn\u011b varovat (m\u00edsto znovu to zkusit v um\u011bn\u00ed jsme mu omylem doporu\u010dili v\u011bnovat se politice, ale u bezprizorn\u00edho bezdomovce takov\u00e1 chyba rozhodn\u011b nemohla m\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00e9 fat\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1sledky.<\/p>\n<p>Leto\u0161n\u00ed objeven\u00ed nov\u00e9 planety u\u017e tak velk\u00fd vliv na osudy nem\u00e1, proto by bylo vyd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00fdch horoskop\u016f zbyte\u010dn\u00fd kan\u00f3n na vrabce &#8211; zm\u011bny jsou opravdu nepodstatn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>V\u011bnujte tedy pros\u00edm pozornost jmenn\u00e9mu seznamu klient\u016f za posledn\u00edch 20let, kter\u00fdch se to t\u00fdk\u00e1. Pokud jste mezi nimi uveden, prove\u010fte si pros\u00edm v horoskopu drobnou zm\u011bnu:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pan\u00ed Diana : \u00fapln\u011b na konci horoskopu je text &#8222;Seb\u011bhne se to velmi rychle &#8211; a najednou bude\u0161 v r\u00e1diu&#8220;. Te\u010dku pros\u00edm vyzmiz\u00edkujte, proto\u017ee v\u011bta m\u00e1 d\u00e1l pokra\u010dovat &#8222;a taky na seda\u010dce, na palubn\u00ed desce a v popeln\u00edku&#8220;. Pak teprve n\u00e1sleduje ta te\u010dka.<\/li>\n<li>Pan Michael Jackson : vy\u0161krtn\u011bte pros\u00edm na stran\u011b 5 dole v\u011btu &#8222;Ten malej to nikomu ne\u0159ekne.&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Pan George W. Bush: na \u0159\u00e1dku 42 strana 5 si pros\u00edm zm\u011b\u0148te v\u011btu &#8222;A na tomto m\u00edst\u011b se stejn\u011b jako v\u0161ude v Ir\u00e1ku nach\u00e1z\u00ed zbran\u011b hromadn\u00e9ho ni\u010den\u00ed&#8220; na spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 zn\u011bn\u00ed &#8222;A na tomto m\u00edst\u011b se stejn\u011b jako v\u0161ude v Ir\u00e1ku nach\u00e1z\u00ed hromada kamen\u00ed&#8220;.<\/li>\n<li>Pan David Kelly : \u00fapln\u011b posledn\u00ed v\u011bta &#8211; m\u00edsto &#8222;a bude to lesem proch\u00e1zka v poledni&#8220; m\u00e1 b\u00fdt &#8222;a bude to lesem proch\u00e1zka posledn\u00ed&#8220;.<\/li>\n<li>Pan Sadd\u00e1m Hussajn: na \u0159\u00e1dku 66 strana 14 si pros\u00edm ve v\u011bt\u011b &#8222;V t\u00fd d\u00ed\u0159e t\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b nenajdou&#8220; pouze \u0161krtn\u011bte p\u0159edponu &#8222;ne&#8220;. O dva odstavce d\u00e1l vy\u0161krtn\u011bte celou v\u011btu &#8222;Zubn\u00ed prohl\u00eddka tento rok nebude nutn\u00e1&#8220;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Zm\u011bna se t\u00fdk\u00e1 pouze 5ti klient\u016f a \u00fapravy v n\u011bkolikastr\u00e1nkov\u00fdch textech jsou v podstat\u011b pouze kosmetick\u00e9. Posti\u017een\u00fdm se omlouv\u00e1me a douf\u00e1me, \u017ee si va\u0161i d\u016fv\u011bru podr\u017e\u00edme &#8211; sami vid\u00edte, \u017ee zase tolik se nezm\u011bnilo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159edem bychom cht\u011bli upozornit, \u017ee na\u0161e spole\u010dnost je zn\u00e1ma sv\u00fdmi spolehliv\u00fdmi p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010fmi, a k podobn\u00e9 politov\u00e1n\u00edhodn\u00e9 situaci do\u0161lo naposledy v<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2681,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[17],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1714,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions\/1714"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kpufo.eu\/sk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}